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(Message started by: Tiannia on Feb 18th, 2008, 5:59pm)

Title: The Perfect Guy
Post by Tiannia on Feb 18th, 2008, 5:59pm
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Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Rosybabe on Feb 18th, 2008, 6:21pm
;;D I am one of those at the table... ;;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Sean_C on Feb 18th, 2008, 6:24pm
What website did you get those from  [smiley=grin2.gif] [smiley=grin2.gif]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/Tiannia/jokes/PerfectGuy7.jpg

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 18th, 2008, 8:56pm
cough cough (spit, sputter) cough...

Perfect guy?


Doesn't exist...

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Melissa on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:03pm

on 02/18/08 at 20:56:03, Redd wrote:
cough cough (spit, sputter) cough...

Perfect guy?


Doesn't exist...

I beg to differ. [smiley=grin2.gif]

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:09pm

 
Quote:
Perfect guy?


Doesn't exist...


 IF it was possible...what would he be like?





Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:14pm

on 02/18/08 at 21:03:27, Melissa wrote:
I beg to differ. [smiley=grin2.gif]



I beg forgiveness.  I just haven't found the perfect one for me.

Did I qualify that enough?  LOL.

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Melissa on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:18pm

on 02/18/08 at 21:14:21, Redd wrote:
 I just haven't found the perfect one for me.

THERE ya go. ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:19pm

on 02/18/08 at 21:09:01, Linda_Howell wrote:
 

 IF it was possible...what would he be like?


I have no idea...I probably wouldn't even know it if he fell right into my lap.  But I know what he looks like...sort of.

http://pics.plentyofsite.com/dating/44/RichlandCenter_singles_19518018.jpg

something like this...



Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by George_J on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:38pm

on 02/18/08 at 21:09:01, Linda_Howell wrote:
 

 IF it was possible...what would he be like?


Modesty forbids.

Best,

George

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Mosaicwench on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:39pm
I beg to differ, too.  I found one!

I'm trying to raise my bratty teenager to the perfect man.  I keep telling him there's nothing sexier to a woman than a man with a vacuum cleaner!

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:56pm

on 02/18/08 at 21:39:04, Mosaicwench wrote:
I beg to differ, too.  I found one!

I'm trying to raise my bratty teenager to the perfect man.  I keep telling him there's nothing sexier to a woman than a man with a vacuum cleaner!


I'd rather he be able to speak honestly.  The vacuume cleaner is a plus though... :)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by brewcrew on Feb 18th, 2008, 10:46pm
Speaking honestly is a given.

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by lashultz on Feb 19th, 2008, 11:37am
quote][/quote]I keep telling him there's nothing sexier to a woman than a man with a vacuum cleaner!

Thanks Pat, I'm feeling like a real hotty.

                               Lee

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by sandie99 on Feb 19th, 2008, 12:26pm
Girls and women can always dream, can't they? ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Tiannia on Feb 19th, 2008, 12:30pm
The sad part is that there are more Pricklet Men then Perfect Men.

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Langa on Feb 19th, 2008, 6:15pm
No one is perfect...but I do believe there are good men out there, never perfect.

God knows i'm a great example of imperfection.  :P

Langa

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by LeLimey on Feb 19th, 2008, 6:24pm
Well I think I know one who is pretty perfect  :)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by George_J on Feb 19th, 2008, 6:32pm

on 02/19/08 at 18:24:24, LeLimey wrote:
Well I think I know one who is pretty perfect  :)


I suppose he'll do.  But don't forget to rotate the tires.

Best,

George

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Sean_C on Feb 19th, 2008, 11:08pm

on 02/19/08 at 18:15:48, Langa wrote:
No one is perfect...but I do believe there are good men out there, never perfect.

God knows i'm a great example of imperfection.  :P

Langa


That right there folks are words of a perfect woman in my opinion.  [smiley=thumb.gif]

Thank you for being you Langa.  [smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by imnotbub on Feb 20th, 2008, 12:14am

on 02/19/08 at 18:24:24, LeLimey wrote:
Well I think I know one who is pretty perfect  :)


Why, thank you. I'm flattered. ;)

Steve

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Langa on Feb 20th, 2008, 1:45am

on 02/19/08 at 23:08:54, Sean_C wrote:
That right there folks are words of a perfect woman in my opinion.  [smiley=thumb.gif]

Thank you for being you Langa.  [smiley=hug.gif]


Why thank you Seany  [smiley=grin2.gif]...my husband also thinks i'm perfect.  (the mojo is still working I guess - LOL).

Langa

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by LeLimey on Feb 20th, 2008, 8:32am

on 02/20/08 at 00:14:35, imnotbub wrote:
Why, thank you. I'm flattered. ;)

Steve



guess again little boy LOL

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Charlotte on Feb 20th, 2008, 8:43am
every one has flaws.  The trick is to have compatible flaws.

Pat, I think a guy with a vacuum is sexy too, and so is a guy who can cook. Tell Jr Crew if he can cook, he will always have friends because no matter where he lives, people will smell the food and come over, especially cookies and pizza from scratch.

Charlotte

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by jimmers on Feb 20th, 2008, 9:59am
I love to cook and make meals all the time, I clean and vacuum, do laundry and ironing, give backrubs when she needs them, never had a problem changing diapers for the kids, I help them with their homework, I wash dishes all the time, clean windows, change the oil in the vehicles, fix everything I can, but guess what, so does she! Its also very important to make the kids help out as well.

Without a doubt, I think the three most important things we do together is communicate, compromise and work together.

I have a BIL that thinks his day ends when he punches out, I like the guy but I think this trait stems from his Mother babying him all the time and doing everything for him. Not a good thing.

Jimmers, who is nowhere near perfect! :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by LeLimey on Feb 20th, 2008, 10:52am
Well the object of my affection is 99.5% perfect for me - if it wasn't for that teensy little geographical problem we have and the fact he talks funny he'd be spot on!  ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Emily on Feb 20th, 2008, 10:58am
Is that you getting all gooey on us Helen??  ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by LeeS on Feb 20th, 2008, 11:01am
Norf London aint that problematic, innit? ;;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Paul98 on Feb 20th, 2008, 11:04am

on 02/20/08 at 10:52:31, LeLimey wrote:
Well the object of my affection is 99.5% perfect for me - if it wasn't for that teensy little geographical problem we have and the fact he talks funny he'd be spot on!  ;)


What a coinsidence, I would say the same thing ::)

-P.

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Tiannia on Feb 20th, 2008, 11:05am
I cant say that my Husband is perfect, but hell I'm far from perfect, so we make a good pair.  

Just when it gets bad it gets ugly, which is what we are getting over right now.  But I'm German and he is Irish Italian, so I doubt we could say we have ever calmly discussed an issue, it gets pretty loud.

But when it comes down to it I love him dearly and could not live without him.

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by LeLimey on Feb 20th, 2008, 12:02pm
Emily me gooey? Never!  ;)

Ting Tong, theres nothing wrong wiv Norf Lundun but there is more wrong with you than DJ has bandwidth for me to list. Like I've said before, I don't do mingers  :P

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Langa on Feb 21st, 2008, 4:34am
Gordon bought me beautiful white roses today, which he laid next to me on the bed to find when I woke up...with a little note that read "You're my entire world".  :'(

Damn, I love that man.  

He knows how to do it perfect, every time.

Langa


Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Tiannia on Feb 21st, 2008, 11:40am
He is defiantly a keeper there Maria

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Melissa on Feb 21st, 2008, 6:21pm
Jesse is definately not romantic, he's a workaholic, a simple man, and we rarely argue (except when I'm pregnant, lol).

He's perfect for me. :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 21st, 2008, 6:57pm

on 02/21/08 at 04:34:21, Langa wrote:
Gordon bought me beautiful white roses today, which he laid next to me on the bed to find when I woke up...with a little note that read "You're my entire world".  :'(

Damn, I love that man.  

He knows how to do it perfect, every time.

Langa


Hey Sis....that man of yours have a twin single brother by chance?  

Just curious... 8)

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Langa on Feb 21st, 2008, 8:21pm
Pegg, this is no joke.  My husband (only child) knows a lot of men - that I consider good men, and I was actually asking him if he knew anyone good in Wisconsin.  I was thinking of you...LOL

One day, Sis...you'll see.

Langa

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Redd on Feb 21st, 2008, 9:25pm
Thanks Sis.....

I'm beginning to think the longer I'm single, the more I'm getting used to it.  Just as long as I don't turn into one of the crazy old cat ladies who seldom leave the house and play momma to 101 cats (all indoors) I think I'll be A-Ok.    :P [smiley=gocrazy.gif] [smiley=ohjez.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=confused2.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Langa on Feb 22nd, 2008, 12:51am

on 02/21/08 at 21:25:59, Redd wrote:
Thanks Sis.....

I'm beginning to think the longer I'm single, the more I'm getting used to it.  Just as long as I don't turn into one of the crazy old cat ladies who seldom leave the house and play momma to 101 cats (all indoors) I think I'll be A-Ok.    :P [smiley=gocrazy.gif] [smiley=ohjez.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=confused2.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif]


LMAO.  

Langa

Title: Re: The Perfect Guy
Post by Ghost on Feb 22nd, 2008, 8:40am

on 02/19/08 at 18:24:24, LeLimey wrote:
Well I think I know one who is pretty perfect  :)

Let me guess CHewy she found out about you didnt she? ;;D
Of course he does come with a contigincey of little people.
Actually I would have to say Look into the computer and you will see

























DJ!

Mike



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