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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Feb 14^th, 2008, 1:22pm)

Title: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Sandy_C on Feb 14^th, 2008, 1:22pm

Just had to share. It's TRUE!

:'(

MY SIX NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 6 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.

While this is happening, I enjoy the delights of Jim Beam.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and 'Count your blessings!!!!!!!'

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Tiannia on Feb 14^th, 2008, 1:32pm

So very very true

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 14^th, 2008, 4:08pm

Hey, them there guys is cheating on me!!!!!

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Redd on Feb 14^th, 2008, 4:16pm

Yes they sure do tend to get around alot... :o

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Gator on Feb 15^th, 2008, 11:16am

LOL Good one!

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Ghost on Feb 15^th, 2008, 11:27am

on 02/14/08 at 16:08:18, BarbaraD wrote:

Hey, them there guys is cheating on me!!!!!

Me too! OOooooppppppssssss did I say that out loud?

Mike

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by Langa on Feb 15^th, 2008, 9:10pm

Bunch of Bastards! ;)

Langa

Title: Re: My Six New Boyfriends
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 16^th, 2008, 12:00pm

Well I know Arthur ain't got time for YOU today - He's been hanging around my place since EARLY this morning. I keep telling him YOU need some 'tention, but he's giving me ALL the "love" today..... :P

Hugs BD