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Title: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:31pm Tony stands in the middle of the thread with his sack of smelly socks daring anyone to join the fight! No-one enters... so he smacks Jenn upside the back of the head and round houses her. Then as she lays half conscious and dazed he smacks her with the smelly sack of socks!!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:37pm While Jenn is half conscious Jonny reaches down and.......Nope, to easy....LOL [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Dape on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:40pm And whilst Tony is smacking Jenn with the smelly sack of socks Dape jumps in to the thread and hits Tony across the back with a large wet lettuce leaf ;;D |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:47pm disdaining wet lettuce Tony summersaults over Jonny and the puddle of drool and lands squarely on Dapes shoulders... Grabs Potters Fish and and beats him with it about the face and neck until he's scaly. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by George_J on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:51pm George releases a flock of chickens into the thread, adding to the pandemonium. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:53pm on 02/11/08 at 17:47:01, artonio7 wrote:
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!!!! [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Guiseppi on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:55pm Congress, wanting to make a strong statement, immediately passes a law giving out free laundry detergent in the hopes this will reduce the number of assaults with dirty socks. Further it makes possession of more then 2 socks, a misdemeanor offense. They then adjorn for a four week spring break! ;;D Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 11th, 2008, 5:58pm Yeah, well....YEAH, WELL!!!...... ummm... Mel throws a wad of wet dryer lint from her chair because she's too big to move and it gets stuck in George's ear... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by KJ on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:02pm [smiley=argue.gif] [smiley=argue.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by George_J on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:02pm George skulks away with his prize--the chickens merely a ploy that proved useful to acquire wet laundry lint in order to satisfy his unmentionable fetish. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Guiseppi on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:04pm George skulks away with his prize--the chickens merely a ploy that proved useful to acquire wet laundry lint in order to satisfy his unmentionable fetish. And to think, Christy yells at me for mentioning a weed whacker, peach preserves and a live chicken?? :-/ Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Dape on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:05pm However George was in for quite a shock as it wasn't wet laundry lint it was in fact Dape`s belly button fluff that had got wet from potters fish. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:07pm Tony gathers a chicken,,, and feeds it all but one smelly sock... stuffs the fatted chicken into one remaining sock which he rolls in the remaining wet lint... and rolls it like a bowling ball knocking Mellissa onto the floor. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Guiseppi on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:12pm Guiseppi, now covered in peach preserves and lugging a weed whacker, attempts to retrieve the one remaining live chicken by Melissas now still figure..... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:13pm "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:20pm During the ensuing melee, Melissa spies Ali lurking in the side-lines and calls Racer. Bill slaps him with a menu and runs over him with the OUCH car. Don picks up the body, puts him in his boat and dumps him at sea. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by thomas on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:28pm Thomas scoffs at your folly and announces total domination of you silly mortals and demands that you all kneel and pay homage. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm "I fart in your general direction!" |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:34pm on 02/11/08 at 18:28:00, thomas wrote:
Again....LMMFAO! [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by thomas on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:37pm on 02/11/08 at 18:34:46, Jonny wrote:
What's that, small fry? [smiley=hammer.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:43pm on 02/11/08 at 18:37:31, thomas wrote:
Um, nothing my supreme emperor....LOL [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by aubmari on Feb 11th, 2008, 6:54pm on 02/11/08 at 18:34:31, Melissa wrote:
mel that is TFF!! ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Annette on Feb 11th, 2008, 7:09pm Annette is right on stand by with her defribilator ready to jump to the rescue! Has everyone got their medical insurance paid up ? |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by deltadarlin on Feb 11th, 2008, 7:21pm After taking numerous shots of the aforementioned melee, darlin sneaks away, looking over her shoulder as she enters the creek, knowing that her footprints will be washed away. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Hiking%20with%20Jimbo/IMG_0066.jpg |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 11th, 2008, 7:56pm Unknown to darlin there’s a TROLL that lives under that pile of leaves; what fate besets our darling from here. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Charlie on Feb 11th, 2008, 8:23pm The troll, hating people taking leaks in his creek, scares the bejeezus out of her. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jimi on Feb 11th, 2008, 9:14pm Meanwhile, back at the Oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 11th, 2008, 9:21pm The Arabs looked up into the palm trees just in time to see coconuts being hurled at them by Aussie Brian who said WTF am I doing in a palm tree and not a Eucalyptis tree and immediately began to search for his beer. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 11th, 2008, 9:25pm on 02/11/08 at 21:21:15, Linda_Howell wrote:
Only to find that Jonny had stolen it on his way to rehab.......LMMFAO!!!!! [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by AussieBrian on Feb 11th, 2008, 10:21pm on 02/11/08 at 21:25:22, Jonny wrote:
Retrieving all but the last 96 cartons, Brian happily shares it around and peace rules the earth, until..... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 11th, 2008, 10:42pm Brian finds out that Sanna switched them for cans of Red Bull & he is now down to his last beer. http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/2259735150_ac4c71cf58.jpg?v=0 |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by ClusterChuck on Feb 11th, 2008, 10:44pm on 02/11/08 at 22:21:08, AussieBrian wrote:
The fag in the hot pink thong bitch slaps Tony ... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by AussieBrian on Feb 11th, 2008, 10:56pm Then suddenly............... nothing happened, and it continued happening for quite some time. Fortunately we were quite well prepared for just such an occurrence and it was only as Linda was putting her clothes back on that Artonio made the comment he'd regret for so, so long into the future. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 11th, 2008, 11:04pm Tony never liking a bitch slap... grabs the back of the thong and with a small effort utilizes it as a slingshot, hurling it's contents... into Jonny (who by the way is now laying beside Jenn who is asleep) Jonny and Chuck roll about on the floor for a few moments, legs and arms flailing... then there is a muffled silence and a sigh |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jimi on Feb 11th, 2008, 11:08pm as Jonny says, "Chuck, I think I love you." |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Annette on Feb 11th, 2008, 11:10pm In the mean time, Annette has put the defibrillator down and gone looking for a camera, realising that this is a true Kodak moment ! 8) |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 11th, 2008, 11:54pm And Linda gasps that Chuck actually deemed to grace us with his presense after a long time absent. While Chuck changes into his real clothes and enters the fight, someone points out to Chuck that his kilt leaves little to the imagination. Chuck throws a left-hook and Donna D hits the floor shouting..."high Five" |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by AussieBrian on Feb 12th, 2008, 12:56am The day was saved only by Nani who arrived in a beautiful blue suit. Hair piled up, make-up perfect, and to be known subsequently and hereinafter as The Defendant. Her admission on oath that DJ is truly her child caused uproar but was met by Steph with such poise and aplomb that no-one ever doubted the true reason for her presidential nomination. When she announced she was formally adopting Jonny the crowd roared (ROAR!!!) and when she decreed Chewy was to be sold off for medical experiments, the crowd roared again (AGAIN!!!) Ay, it was a grand affair. Splendiferous! Existentialomogrificational with pipes piping, drums drumming, fireworks, arson and a hundred new humans conceived on the spot and not all of them related to Guissepi. Yet no-one saw the lone Aussie who was left alone by it all. Slowly slinking his solitary slide to sobriety, because Jonny had flogged his beer again! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by nani on Feb 12th, 2008, 1:14am LOL... how did I get dragged into this fight? (sorry about the slide into sobriety, Brini... hopefully it's just temporary) |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by George_J on Feb 12th, 2008, 2:00am on 02/12/08 at 00:56:18, AussieBrian wrote:
Damn, I like that--existentialomagrificational. I'll trade you any amount of wet dryer lint for a bit of that--and a beer. Best, George |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by BarbaraD on Feb 12th, 2008, 7:30am Barb D runs out, looks at the mess you children have made, screams loudly, grabs Jonny by the neck, spanks his rear - the rest of you shake in fear of her flyswatter - thinking you'll be next!!! Then she tells you to CLEAN UP THE DAMN MESS - go to your rooms and NEVER do this again -- and Tony you're grounded for LIFE!!!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:07am WILL SOMEONE FREAKING GET ME UP OFF THIS FLOOR!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by PollyPocket on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:10am Jen laughs quietly as Jonny gets his rear spanked and is Glad Barb can't see her hiding behind the furniture - her high pressure can of cheese wiz set and on stealth mode, ready to nail the first person to walk by. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Cathi_Pierce on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:11am 1-Tony, I love you! 2-CHUUUCK! So happy to see you...ya crusty old crossdressing curmudgeon.... 3- Once Barb thought she had the place under control, Svenn and Sanna, awake and alert by now, got Charlie on the floor and commenced feeding him lutefisk and fish heads..........he hollered so loud, he woke Limey girl, who just had her broom tuned up, she flew at warp speed acros the Pond, stopping to bop Paul on the head for good measure, and arrived just in the nick of time! With the balance of Guiseppi's marmalade, she got everyone good n sticky, at which point she covered the whole lot of em with feathers, gathered em all together, wrapped them up tight with the power cord from the vaccuum....Joe objected,so he had to get back to work, but it fell on deaf ears as Limeygirl said to all....... it was a bloody good fight, but, to all, GOOD NIGHT! As she left I could hear, in her bag was a beer, she let it drop in Aussieland-Brian thought it was grand. And, Tony, who started the mess after all, was told to clean up, feathers and all. Chuck disappeared, and the rest were tied up........ Tony found a gaggle of Meegraineurs, and made them clean it all up! Thank heaven this fight is over-for now.......ya never know when one will erupt, somehow, chtom and the bunch really make the blood boil......they never fool this gang, we'll eat em for lunch.......don your tin-foil hats and join the crowd, if you're a bona-fide clusterhead, you're always allowed..!!! *edited to add..... Melly, stuck on the floor for days, was finally helped as Jimi and Beeyul concocted a block and tackle kinda contraption whereby they were able to get Mel BACK on her feet, only to realize, she had gone into labor, and must be placed in yet another prone position. THERE! Fixed it, Melly!! :-/err, apologies to any authors from which I might've plagiarized.......AND for the lousy prose..it's really early...... Cathi |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:16am Mel rolls off of her back onto all fours, goes over to her desk and pulls out the 3/4 eaten bag of M&M's, takes one out and throws it at Cathi. It gets stuck in her nose... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Cathi_Pierce on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:22am Snorting and stomping, eventuallyshoving my fingers up my nose, I say, with eloquence to Mel...........HEYYY>>>>>>WTF!!!!!!!!!!! I arrange to get you UP off the floor, and you thank me with M&M's up my nos..........hmmm...these things are quite tasty.may I have a few more Melly? |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by deltadarlin on Feb 12th, 2008, 8:54am on 02/12/08 at 08:22:09, Cathi_Pierce wrote:
'darlin yells for barb, "baaaaaaaaaaaarb, cathi's eating boogers again....make her stop" Meanwhile, 'darlin surprised the nasty troll by felling a mighty oak with her trusty hickory stick, "take that you bastid and don't ever surprise anyone again!". http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/tribander_3/Hiking%20with%20Jimbo/IMG_0073.jpg |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by no-one on Feb 12th, 2008, 10:29am "No-one enters..." I am sorry I thought I rang the bell and you told me to enter ;;D PF wishes b |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by BarbaraD on Feb 12th, 2008, 11:18am ALL OF YOU -- TO YOUR ROOMS NOW!!!!!! MEL GET UP OFF THAT DAMN FLOOR - SOMEONE WILL THINK YOU'RE PREGNANT - THE WAY YOU'RE ROLLING AROUND.... And quit eating boogers!!! Delta -- don't make me come get you!!!!!! Now Mom is going to lie down.... if I hear another word.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 12th, 2008, 1:45pm Micro-brew tells Barb. to take a chill pill, Mel passes out the rest of her M & M's and everyone prepares for round 2. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Peppermint on Feb 12th, 2008, 2:14pm on 02/11/08 at 23:54:37, Linda_Howell wrote:
Donna D was knocked out for a sec, but still had her blindfold on. She crawled around looking for someone to slap high 5 with and ended up knocking Jimi upside the bean. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 12th, 2008, 2:15pm after Mel shares her candy, she then falls back on the floor and goes to sleep. "Zzzzzzzzzzzz" |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 12th, 2008, 3:30pm Tony... who absolutely abhors any form of non constructive violence... weeps with remorse for starting such a ruckus... and pleads forgiveness and begs for a group hug.... Patti approaches him caustiously and as they begin to hug Tony begins to tickle Patti with such force that she wets herself laughing. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Rosybabe on Feb 12th, 2008, 3:46pm ..then Rosy who has no idea of the warning given by Barb starts the pillow fight.. http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u316/msjdbriz/pillow.gif |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Peppermint on Feb 12th, 2008, 4:00pm Now Tony is eating feathers and Patti rips off his sweatpants in all the confusion. Now she has a pair of dry pants and the wet pants become a potent weapon against the original smelly sock. Mel wakes up out of her coma. Rosy whacks everybody with the pillow and all hell breaks loose. Langa stands by cooly, eating a Krispy Kreme donut. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by JimLaff on Feb 12th, 2008, 4:12pm After a LONG absence from the board Jim steps lightly into the thread and is immediately smacked in the back of the head with a fish. Dazed and confused he looks around only to see Mel half unconscious, feathers and pillows all around him, and a wet balled up piece of belly button lint on the ground next to him, and Donna yelling at the top of her lungs. This could only mean one thing….. – someone is board and started a fight. IT’S ON!!!!!! Now, where is Helen???? |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 12th, 2008, 4:26pm Helen is sitting in the tower of London polishing up and sanding all the splinters in her broom. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by DonnaH_again on Feb 12th, 2008, 10:36pm Donna peeks, beer in hand, into the thread to see what the noise is all about and is immediately pelted with smelly sox, fish, slapped, blinded by a pink thong, gaged by a nausious smell from a rocking chair, shocked to see a pregnant woman rolling around on the floor trying to find which side is up and a self-propelled broom swiping at her. She trips over an unconsious woman and accidently hurls her can of beer across the room where it is caught by a tatooed guy being chased a flock of chickens. This is the craziest village I've ever been in, she declares, as she observes a woman defibrilating a darlin girl who was apparently trying to move a fallen tree to a creek to nourish its' roots with water. Wondering what the moral of the story is, she realizes that the story contains no morals. She sneaks back out wondering when the next fight will break out. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 12th, 2008, 11:00pm Barely able to rip his eyes away from the "Maybe somebody knows" thread... where Chewy and Jonny are having hot and sweaty... err.. oops different message board... sorry. errr... (Clears throat) Barely able to with-hold laughter whilst reading another thread.... Tony has a vague feeling that something is'nt quite right... something isn't finished... he scratches his head and pulls his thumb from his... plum pie and recalls a fight thread.... After taking a double dose of his ADHD medication he regains just enough concentration to start back into the fight thread.... Upon entry he takes a quick gander of the war torn landscape... women with lint balls... women with soiled sweat pants.... women with fly-swatters... tattooed and thongless men rolling about with M&M dispensing ripely pregnant woman and Australians consuming Red-bulls instead of beers whilst country woman defribulates.... Not to mention broom battling by proxy and spnkings with cheese whizz flying. "OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!" Tony seeking a sane ally approaches JimmyLaff... and quickly asseses the situation... then bitch slaps Jimm for his long abscence!!! The fight continues.... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by JimLaff on Feb 13th, 2008, 7:45pm Jim, holding his cheek, looks at Tony and realizes that he does deserve the slap for being quiet for so long. However, what Tony does not realize that Mel has handed Jim the fish and shortly after the bitch slap Jim whacks Tony upside the friggin head with it. Mel, just about fully recovered decides to pelt Jim in the head with a wet sock and belly button lint. Jim is about to retaliate until Donna takes him by the ear. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 13th, 2008, 8:04pm takes him by the ear and drags him over to Potter who says..."that's my damn fish" you cretans. Upon hearing that Grandma and Barry and Margi laughs out loud and slaps them with a hockey stick rendering everyone senseless. Then throws some snow and ice on all the "Mericans" to boot. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by AussieBrian on Feb 14th, 2008, 3:43am The crowd roared. A shot rang out! Her pants came down. Her tummy fell out. We all got out!!!! Bugger staying there for bed and breakfast. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 14th, 2008, 9:59am Why are my hands all slimey??? |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jimi on Feb 14th, 2008, 10:54am Your water broke? :P |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 14th, 2008, 11:02am on 02/14/08 at 10:54:00, Jimi wrote:
You dupa, it wouldn't be slimey. ::) |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by artonio7 on Feb 18th, 2008, 8:27pm finding himself alone again in a nearly forgotten thread... as an act of shear desperation born of boredom... Tony, disrobes down to his boxer shorts and hurls himself head first into a wall... Then slaps the first person who enters.... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 18th, 2008, 8:37pm on 02/18/08 at 20:27:38, artonio7 wrote:
After Tony is done bitch slapping Jonny, Jonny Takes Tonys boxes off and snuggles with him until he is interupted by................... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 18th, 2008, 8:42pm Ben. Jonny takes off running through the house looking for his clothes along the way. Ben grabs his axe and makes a mess of all the door jambs. The Police are called and Jimi, Guiseppi and echo show up just in time to restore law and order.... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by E-Double on Feb 18th, 2008, 8:51pm Waaaaaaaaa http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d83/E-double/whiner.gif |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by PollyPocket on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:01pm Jen slides down the stair rail and rescues Tony from Ben's ax with a flying kamakazi kick midair, lands on her feet, a triple flip backwards and sprays the room with double whammy shots of high pressure cheeze whiz and redi-whip! booyaahhh! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:05pm Mel grabs the first person she catches and begins to clean their teeth with a toilet brush. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:07pm on 02/18/08 at 21:05:13, Melissa wrote:
OH CHRIST, Melly.....Let me go!!!....LMAO!!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:12pm Grandma says "If you brats don't behave, I'm gonna knock yer damned heads together" Now git to bed!! (separately - ;;D!). Don't make me get my wooden spoon out!!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:17pm Jimi "tazes" Jonny which accidentally hits Mel and starts her labor. While Jesse takes Mel to the hospital Jonny feels remorse and gets blue Meannie, Sean, Alchemy and Beth and together they go back into Tony's house and help clean up the mess they incurred. On the other side of the pond and about to leave her her broomstick Helen calls on Dape and ting-tong to her side and they make plans to descend upon.... |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Ree on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:18pm psssssssssssssst ree has the popcorn come and sit with me and we will catch the rest of this episode...as ch.com turns |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:20pm Boy Jonny, you're really slow if I was able to catch you, LOL |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Jonny on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:25pm on 02/18/08 at 21:20:13, Melissa wrote:
LMMFAO, Melly......you forget, I have false teef and they fell out while Ben was chasing me with the axe......I only came back to get them and I had to deal with you.....LMAO!!! [smiley=grin2.gif] |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Annette on Feb 18th, 2008, 9:45pm Jonny couldnt stop grinning now. His false teeth shine like silver after Mel polished them with her toilet brush. She did such a good job ! Annette goes sit with Ree sharing the popcorn and watching the next fight with hard to contain excitement .. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by andrewjb on Feb 18th, 2008, 10:11pm on 02/18/08 at 21:17:04, Linda_Howell wrote:
the biggest den of iniquity in new castle, tales had it that on a min winter evening.. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by AussieBrian on Feb 19th, 2008, 5:20am And it was at just this moment that Annette proposed to Purpleydog who accepted on the spot. He'd been courting her, secretly and backwards, for quite some time but the writing was on the wall and no-one was ever charged over the offence. Pastor Steph will officiate while Deej brings the oranges on at half-time. Linda as best man, Mel as matron-of-honour (with lavendar trim), BobW as page-boy/historian and Jonny's got to make the prettiest ever flower-girl ever walked. Gator made the cake. Being an inter-continental event, I dips me lid to Admiral Chewy who's offered to organise transport while great accolades and applause must go to our very own Nani. She's kindly catering the the whole soiree with one set of dishes for the groom and family, another set of dishes for the bride. Get your tickets now, folks, just by asking for my secret address and sending cartons of beer. |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by LeLimey on Feb 19th, 2008, 8:32am Holy Camogie Brian - :o No more amber nectar for YOU! In fact, another post like this one (which I'm LMAO at!) and you'll be sipping schooners of sweet sherry as your punishment! |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by Melissa on Feb 19th, 2008, 10:06am Did the boat sink between Oz and the U.S.? |
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Title: Re: I'm bored... Let's fight!!!! Post by kcopelin on Feb 19th, 2008, 12:04pm As Chewy's yatch...yacth...yahct...boat is launched by a resounding whack of Rock Star expertly delivered by kathy, those on board realize that something is amiss. The fish have been communicating amongst themselves and are very upset by their fellow fish being used as a weapon. They unite...circling the boat.. meanwhile Mel is unable to roll on the floor because of a large growth on her front side, darlin' is being sued by Al Gore for felling his brother the tree and slimy M&Ms are scattered everywhere. |
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