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(Message started by: Mrs Deej on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:21pm)

Title: Something to ponder...
Post by Mrs Deej on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:21pm
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Just wonderin....


:P

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by brewcrew on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm
So they can rifle through your pants pockets while they're closing the door?

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Mrs Deej on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:24pm
Did this on accident this morning...

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Racer1_NC on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:27pm

on 02/06/08 at 22:24:55, Mrs Deej wrote:
Did this on accident this morning...

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Indecent human beings buy toasters too? ;;D

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by kimh on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:28pm
.................yeah................wydyasuPOSE?

glad i'm not alone anymore :D

and.........when they do the exam, why do they NOT tell you what they are writing in their "notes"???

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Annette on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:41pm

on 02/06/08 at 22:21:50, Mrs Deej wrote:
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Just wonderin....


:P



They had to go pee ! Its an opportunistic thing when you are that busy  :P

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Annette on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:42pm

on 02/06/08 at 22:24:55, Mrs Deej wrote:
Did this on accident this morning...

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



They want to make you so mad you will throw that toaster out the window and then have to go buy a new one  ;;D


Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by chewy on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:48pm
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection??

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Annette on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:52pm

on 02/06/08 at 22:48:44, chewy wrote:
Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection??



In case it doesnt work and they get sued for a skin infection ?  :P

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by kimh on Feb 6th, 2008, 10:57pm
why don't they tell you what they are surreptiously scribbling in their "notes"?

it's me.  i know it.  i'm dying.  all in my head :P :PLOL

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by chewy on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:00pm
Relax Kim. Its not notes on you. There killing time doing the daily crytoquote.

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by brewcrew on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:12pm
A patient is entitled to see EVERYTHING that goes into their chart. Just ask for a copy. And a Xanax Rx. ;)

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by kcopelin on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:28pm
why are they called a pair of panties and a bra? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by thebbz on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:29pm
What are they really thinking when they go...Hmmmm?
thebb

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by kimh on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:36pm
............and............then they ask you when do you want to come back..................idon't get it.....

-wordy gurdy - Gon is dood :D

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Ree on Feb 6th, 2008, 11:43pm
and what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

(I hear ya Mrs Deej? why do they do that?)

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by artonio7 on Feb 7th, 2008, 12:40am
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http://artonio7.com/crash.jpeg

::)

with warm regards,
Tony

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Ray on Feb 7th, 2008, 8:26am
Thanks Tony, the 2nd photo made me smile  :).

Wishing you all the best,

Ray

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Langa on Feb 7th, 2008, 4:46pm
My niece eats burnt toast...no, it's better described as two pieces of charcoal.  I'll never understand that.

And yeah, what's up with the doctors leaving...especially GYN's...I mean, they definitely see EVERYTHING... :-[

Langa

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by ski2k on Feb 7th, 2008, 4:51pm

on 02/06/08 at 23:29:56, thebbz wrote:
What are they really thinking when they go...Hmmmm?
thebb


They're wondering why their toaster burns everything.
:D
Adam

Title: Re: Something to ponder...
Post by Rosybabe on Feb 7th, 2008, 6:05pm
because maybe they don't want to see what they are seeing much longer than they have to.... 8)



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