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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jan 29^th, 2008, 5:25pm)

Title: Sex for the.... well You figure it ou
Post by Tiannia on Jan 29^th, 2008, 5:25pm

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

She signs:

'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have s e x with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.

If you don't want to have s e x, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.'

The husband thinks this is a great idea. So he signs to his wife…

“That sounds great! If you want to have s e x, reach over and pull on my penis one time.

If you don't want to have s e x, pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times.”

Title: Re: Sex for the.... well You figure it ou
Post by Guiseppi on Jan 29^th, 2008, 5:52pm

Ummm....... :-[thas messed up..... ;;D

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Sex for the.... well You figure i
Post by Gator on Jan 30^th, 2008, 10:05am

LOL, Tia!

Here's another one:

A newly wed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?""No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?""No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Title: Re: Sex for the.... well You figure i
Post by Tiannia on Jan 30^th, 2008, 8:12pm

My husband does not appreciate my jokes. hehe you your Gator. All I got was a snort and a cheesy smile. ;;D

Title: Re: Sex for the.... well You figure it ou
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jan 31^st, 2008, 2:25pm

Not bad. I'll have to remember to tell my husband.

Title: Re: Sex for the.... well You figure it ou
Post by Rosybabe on Jan 31^st, 2008, 3:27pm

those were funny ;;D