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Title: Three kinds of sex Post by rickyshot on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:34am there is frequent sex, normal sex and hallway sex. Frequent sex is when y'all first togther and doing it 3 times a day everywhere and in everyway. Normal sex is after a few years you doin it about 3 times a week usually in the same way. And then there is hallway sex when after 15 years of marriage you see your wife in the hallway and say fuck you you bitch. ;;D Those of you who are having hallway sex the first year have issues which is another thread completely. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by LeLimey on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:59am Ricky!!!! It's good to see you girlie - how are you? I miss you! lots of love Helen xxx |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by rickyshot on Jan 17th, 2008, 10:34am I am good Helen. I hope to come to Dallas this summer. My cluster status has improved greatly. The migraine status not so good. Busting has helped my clusters but not the migraines. Funny huh? I get shorter cycles and kips only up to 6. The DHea helps a lot too when in cycle with either cluster or migraine. Makes me feel I don't have the right to be on the boards anymore as some of y'all are going through so much with clusters. I still remember my last kip 10 it was so bad . That was four years ago. That whole cycle was the worst. <<shudder>> |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Ronny on Jan 17th, 2008, 11:12am I found another one Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue. Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by echo on Jan 17th, 2008, 12:07pm Coyote sex: You lay by the hole and howl. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by nani on Jan 17th, 2008, 1:48pm Hi Ricky! Hi Ronny! Good to see you guys!!! These are funny, LOL. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by imfareware on Jan 17th, 2008, 5:58pm on 01/17/08 at 12:07:51, echo wrote:
Thats wrong!!!! I love it..gonna use it on my wife tonight to try and get some!! 8) |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Groov on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:13pm Wolf sex: skank is so ugly that when you wake in the morning & she's lying on your arm....you gnaw off yer arm to get away and avoid waking her/it |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Jonny on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:30pm Long distance sex: Immediately after hallway sex you get on a plane, fly six hours and fuck the shit out of someone that wants it!....LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by AussieBrian on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:40pm Drink beer. Makes 'em all pretty! |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Groov on Jan 17th, 2008, 7:56pm on 01/17/08 at 19:40:48, AussieBrian wrote:
Which can ultimately lead to wolf sex |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by cynjeep89 on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:00pm Groov, we call it "Coyote Ugly" :) |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Paul98 on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:27pm on 01/17/08 at 19:13:46, Groov wrote:
Thankfully I have never needed to be that drunk the night before [smiley=laugh.gif] -P. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by jimmers on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:39pm RODEO SEX: Do her from behind, yell out her Sisters name, and try to "Hang on" for another 7 seconds! ;;D Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Jonny on Jan 17th, 2008, 8:51pm on 01/17/08 at 20:39:17, jimmers wrote:
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by dougW on Jan 17th, 2008, 10:34pm Doggy sex I sit up and beg She rolls over and plays dead :-/ |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Charlie on Jan 17th, 2008, 11:02pm Cybersex is cheap too Jonny. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/muscle.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by totka2 on Jan 18th, 2008, 1:37am on 01/17/08 at 20:39:17, jimmers wrote:
Done. 8.3 seconds is quite good, isn't it? But my wife scored 112 and 138 yards. She used my golf club and my balls |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by nani on Jan 18th, 2008, 1:41am LMAO, Steve. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by rickyshot on Jan 18th, 2008, 8:43am Ooooh I am dying here. I almost spit my tea on my screen. I knew I could count on y'all to go far with this one. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Ghost on Jan 18th, 2008, 8:46am I guess I work with a combination of religous and hallway! ;;D ;;D :-X [smiley=laugh.gif] Mike |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Tiannia on Jan 18th, 2008, 2:55pm on 01/17/08 at 20:39:17, jimmers wrote:
OMG I'm laughing so damn hard I'm crying and trying not to make any noise because I dont think the gals in my office would appreciate this as much as I do at the moment... |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by echo on Jan 18th, 2008, 3:00pm on 01/17/08 at 20:39:17, jimmers wrote:
That was funny as hell. Thanks - I needed that! |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by jimmers on Jan 18th, 2008, 4:12pm Glad I made you guys smile! Feel better now? ;;D Laughter, the best medicine! ;) Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by echo on Jan 18th, 2008, 4:28pm Arkansas TV Sex. Doggy style in front of the boob tube so you can both watch Hee Haw. |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by ShariRae on Jan 20th, 2008, 11:49am Sports Fan sex.... Do her from behind so you BOTH can watch the hockey game! SCORE!!! Much Love Shari |
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Title: Re: Three kinds of sex Post by Turts on Jan 20th, 2008, 4:22pm The Lone Ranger sex Ill leave this one to the imagination!!! ;;D Turts |
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