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(Message started by: medic1852 on Jan 14^th, 2008, 7:39pm)

Title: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by medic1852 on Jan 14^th, 2008, 7:39pm

CALORIES AND SEX

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent…………………………12 Calories
Without her consent………………………2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands…………………………..8 Calories
With one hand…………………………….12 Calories
With your teeth……………………………485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection………………………….6 Calories
Without an erection………………………3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary………………………………..12 Calories
69 lying down…………………………….78 Calories
69 standing up…………………………….812 Calories
Wheelbarrow……………………………...216 Calories
Doggy style……………………………….326 Calories
Italian chandelier………………………….2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real……………………………………….112 Calories
Fake……………………………………….1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging……………………..18 Calories
Getting up immediately…………………...36Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
……816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old……………………………36 Calories
30-39 years old……………………………80 Calories
40-49 years old……………………………124 Calories
50-59 years old…………………………….1,972 Calories
60-69 years old…………………………….7,916 Calories
70 and over…………………………Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…………………………………….32 Calories
In a hurry………………………………….98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door……...5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door………13,521 Calories

Results may vary.
THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD,
Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX!
And you’re on the computer!!!

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by Paul98 on Jan 14^th, 2008, 7:45pm

To funny! Damn near spewed soda at the lap top laughing so hard.

-P.

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by HeadhurtinMama on Jan 14^th, 2008, 8:03pm

Ok, ummm, somebody want to tell me what an italian chandelier is? That was seriously funny!

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jan 14^th, 2008, 8:40pm

I've been married for 31 Years-------Know I know why I've gained weight.

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by Langa on Jan 15^th, 2008, 8:54am

Wheelbarrow??? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by sandie99 on Jan 15^th, 2008, 8:59am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by Ghost on Jan 15^th, 2008, 9:05am

Dang near laughed so hard almost blew the center of my moustache off. still trying to dig the oatmeal out! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mike

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by thomas on Jan 15^th, 2008, 9:09am

on 01/14/08 at 20:03:02, HeadhurtinMama wrote:

Ok, ummm, somebody want to tell me what an italian chandelier is? That was seriously funny!

It is almost like doing push-ups, really burns the calories for the guy, works the abs pretty good.

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by Charlie on Jan 15^th, 2008, 9:49pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/biglaugh.gif

Italian Chandelier.. Preeverts. 8)

Charlie--who can't wait to see wtf that one is.

Title: Re: CALORIES AND SEX
Post by nani on Jan 15^th, 2008, 10:06pm

on 01/15/08 at 08:54:23, Langa wrote:

Wheelbarrow??? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Oh my...I think I know what that is. ::)

No clue on the Italian Chandelier, though. Please...don't tell me. ;)