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(Message started by: Tiannia on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 6:15pm)

Title: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Tiannia on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 6:15pm

I could not help but share this. Jonny this so makes me think of you. ;)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T..V. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 6:19pm

If that isn't a George Carlin routine, I don't know what is.

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Jonny on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 6:24pm

LMMFAO!!! ;;D [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 7:20pm

So true [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by andrewjb on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 8:00pm

;;D, great. andrew.

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by jimmers on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 10:08pm

Geeze, have a cigarette would ya! ;;D

Good stuff,

Jimmers

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Racer1_NC on Jan 3^rd, 2008, 10:37pm

on 01/03/08 at 18:15:38, Tiannia wrote:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People that do this obviously live with a teenager and have to graphically illustrate every request. ::)

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2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T..V. remote because they refuse to walk to the TV. and change the channel manually.

Only thinking of the future! Get off your a$$ once vs. many times. ;)

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3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Even as a kid I wondered about this myself. [smiley=laugh.gif]

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8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Wait in line at the DMV. Hands down. ;;D

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Tiannia on Jan 4^th, 2008, 1:33pm

rofl, Racer you are so very true.

It is sad in Vegas when the line for the DMV wraps around the building a hour before the doors even open in the morning.

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by aprilbee on Jan 4^th, 2008, 2:33pm

tee hee....

I hate it when I'm on the phone and my receptionist COMES to my office to tell me I have a phone call....UH DUH....take a message you twit!! I'm on the fucking phone!!

so there's #10 for ya! ;;D

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by PollyPocket on Jan 4^th, 2008, 8:41pm

on 01/04/08 at 14:33:05, aprilbee wrote:

exactly! but take it a step further.... when the retail girl stands there motioning to the phone and mouthing the message WHILE I'M ON ANOTHER CALL! >:(

Title: Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone
Post by Charlie on Jan 4^th, 2008, 10:22pm

One of the creepiest is when you meet someone, shake his hand and he won't let go. Some of them really hold on too. I want a cleaver when that happens. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/clobber.gif

Fun thread kids

Charlie