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(Message started by: Yorky on Apr 25^th, 2008, 8:47am)

Title: true
Post by Yorky on Apr 25^th, 2008, 8:47am

A Husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down,
the man leans over and whispers softly "hey snuggle, your little
hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes
the hint
and
says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."

So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of
carpet and
lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up, all
concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all
right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they make wild love
for two hours.
Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her
way back
she
trips over the piece of carpet and again lands flat
on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts, "clumsy bitch."

Title: Re: true
Post by mummymac on Apr 25^th, 2008, 9:23am

Us woman are sure to reconise the before and after syndrome