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(Message started by: gore2424 on Apr 2^nd, 2008, 1:36am)

Title: HELL
Post by gore2424 on Apr 2^nd, 2008, 1:36am

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of
judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march
right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who
threw them into the burning fire. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul
into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the
best of him.
So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for Judgment,
but I couldn't help wondering why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"

"Oh those." Satan groaned. "They're all from Iowa. They're still too cold
and wet to burn."