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(Message started by: gore2424 on Mar 28^th, 2008, 6:35pm)

Title: 'Potentially' & 'realistically'
Post by gore2424 on Mar 28^th, 2008, 6:35pm

A young boy went to his father and asked,' What's the difference

between Potentially and Realistically?' The father answered, 'Go ask your

mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for one million dollars.

Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean 'Puffy' Combs for

one million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you have learned.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Denzel

Washington for one million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I

would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that!'

Then the boy went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Sean

'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my gosh!

I'd be nuts to pass that up!'

The boy thought about it and went back to his dad. His father asked

him if he'd found out the difference between 'potentially and realistically.'

The boy replied, 'Yes. 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million

dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two ho's.