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(Message started by: Guiseppi on Mar 5^th, 2008, 11:48am)

Title: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by Guiseppi on Mar 5^th, 2008, 11:48am

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, 'Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.' She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer

When he finished it, he said, 'Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start.'

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, 'Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second.'

'That's it!' She blows her top, 'You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?'

The husband sighed, 'Oh shit, it's started.'

With love ;;D Guiseppi

Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by DragonSlayer on Mar 5^th, 2008, 2:43pm

;;D LOL - Duh Go Figure [smiley=looser.gif]

Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by Jonny on Mar 5^th, 2008, 7:26pm

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Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Mar 5^th, 2008, 8:55pm

LMAO....... ;;D

Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by Charlotte on Mar 5^th, 2008, 9:30pm

That is funny in an idiotic way. I thought someone was just going to quick have a beer before... maybe a headache cycle started. lol

Charlotte

Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by andrewjb on Mar 6^th, 2008, 6:10am

;;D.

Title: Re: Quick...a beer before it starts!
Post by imfareware on Mar 10^th, 2008, 9:30am

Wrong, but hillarious!