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(Message started by: DragonSlayer on Feb 20th, 2008, 12:02pm)
Title: Grandma in court
Post by DragonSlayer on Feb 20th, 2008, 12:02pm

 GRANDMA IN COURT
>             Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if
>            they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern
>            small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a
>            grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
>             He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
>             She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've
>            known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've
>            been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
>            wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind
>            their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't
>            the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more
>            than a two-bit paper pusher.  Yes, I know you."
>             The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he
>            pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
>            the defense attorney?"
>             She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley
>            since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he
>            has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship
>            with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the
>            entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
>            three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
>            know him."
>             The defense attorney almost died.
>             The judge then ordered both counselors to approach the bench
>            and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots
>            asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."
Title: Re: Grandma in court
Post by andrewjb on Feb 23rd, 2008, 7:19pm
;;D
Title: Re: Grandma in court
Post by sandie99 on Feb 24th, 2008, 9:45am
;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Grandma in court
Post by mummymac on Feb 25th, 2008, 11:56am

Bloody funny - I like

http://s270.photobucket.com/albums/jj84/mummymac1/smileys/th_big_smiles_1.gif
Title: Re: Grandma in court
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Feb 25th, 2008, 7:44pm
That was bloody funny http://bestsmileys.com/lol/24.gif


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