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(Message started by: crftymom on Feb 2^nd, 2008, 2:53pm)

Title: what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Hoosiers
Post by crftymom on Feb 2^nd, 2008, 2:53pm

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Hoosiers...

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Indiana .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Indiana .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Indiana .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Indiana .

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Indiana .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Indiana .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Indiana .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Indiana .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Indiana .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Indiana
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If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Indiana .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Indiana .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Indiana .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you may live in Indiana .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you may live in Indiana .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Indiana .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Indiana .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Indiana friends & others, you definitely live in Indiana .

Sounds like the Hoosiers are very nice people