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(Message started by: Grinner62 on Jan 20^th, 2008, 9:23pm)

Title: Moose hunting
Post by Grinner62 on Jan 20^th, 2008, 9:23pm

A little boy finally pestered his dad enough that he gave in and bought him a BB gun for his birthday. The boy was so happy, he said “Dad, I’m gonna go get a moose for dinner”.

Dad was looking forward to some quiet time to read the paper and thinking of the poor squirrels having a bad day, just grunted uh huh.

As he was finishing the paper, the boy came in and asked his dad to help him bring the moose home. Sure son, let’s go get your “moose”.

They went walking through the woods and sure enough, there’s a full grown bull moose laying dead. “Son, how did this moose die?”

Well, I waited behind that bush until I saw him taking a drink. I shot him in the balls and when he went Oohh! :o He drowned.

Title: Re: Moose hunting
Post by andrewjb on Jan 21^st, 2008, 4:57am

;;D.

Title: Re: Moose hunting
Post by sandie99 on Jan 21^st, 2008, 12:19pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Moose hunting
Post by imfareware on Jan 24^th, 2008, 7:29pm

Freakin hallarious!