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(Message started by: M.R. on Dec 8^th, 2007, 9:41am)

Title: Blondes aren't so dumb
Post by M.R. on Dec 8^th, 2007, 9:41am

But lawyers are?..... ;;D

This blonde is on a long-distance flight, and finds herself sitting next to a lawyer, who's very talkative. But the blonde just wants to sleep.

Eventually, to get her interest, the lawyer says: "I'll tell you what, let's play a game. You ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $500. Then I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer, you give me $5. Deal?"

The blonde sighs, and says OK. "Ask me a question," says the lawyer.

"OK," says the blonde. "What goes up the mountain in the morning with three legs, and comes down the mountain in the evening with four legs?"

The lawyer's never heard this one. He's heard similar ones, but not this one. He gets his laptop, logs on, searches online for hours, no joy. He telephones all his colleagues via the jet's telephone, no joy. He spends the whole night trying to find an answer. Eventually, he gives up, and over breakfast, hands the blonde $500 dollars, and says -- "I give up. What goes up the mountain in the morning with three legs, and comes down the mountain in the evening with four legs?"

The blonde sighs, reaches in her bag, and gives the lawyer $5. Then she goes back to sleep.

Title: Re: Blondes aren't so dumb
Post by sandie99 on Dec 8^th, 2007, 2:20pm

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Blondes aren't so dumb
Post by phil_h on Dec 9^th, 2007, 7:10am

:) :) :)