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(Message started by: Yorky on Dec 6th, 2007, 10:14am)
Title: broom marraige
Post by Yorky on Dec 6th, 2007, 10:14am

             
     
   
 

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I  am going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! ! !!

   
 
       

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

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Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...Even these silly
little cute.............and clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
           
Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around!!!






Title: Re: broom marraige
Post by sandie99 on Dec 6th, 2007, 4:10pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: broom marraige
Post by Monty on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:45pm
Must be an English joke. Around here, at the end of the wedding ceremony, the broom gets jumped.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_broom
Title: Re: broom marraige
Post by lorac on Dec 7th, 2007, 8:50pm
I guess you could call that a DIRTY  joke...yuk yuk!!!
Title: Re: broom marraige
Post by andrewjb on Dec 8th, 2007, 7:43am
;;D.


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