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(Message started by: JeffB on Nov 29^th, 2007, 2:23pm)

Title: A warning!!!!!!!!!
Post by JeffB on Nov 29^th, 2007, 2:23pm

A “heads up” for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you. Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe’s. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then they climb over into the front seat and 1 performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also September 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend, providing I can get some more wallets by then.

So be careful!

Title: Re: A warning!!!!!!!!!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Nov 29^th, 2007, 4:46pm

tHEY MUST HAVE KNOWN A SUCKER ( NO PUN INTENDED) WHEN THEY SAW ONE.

Title: Re: A warning!!!!!!!!!
Post by phil_h on Nov 29^th, 2007, 11:21pm

[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] [smiley=shore.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif] 8)

Title: Re: A warning!!!!!!!!!
Post by MR_FLOOR on Nov 30^th, 2007, 12:45am

sounds like it was worth it though.

Dave

Title: Re: A warning!!!!!!!!!
Post by andrewjb on Nov 30^th, 2007, 9:39pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].