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(Message started by: M.R. on Nov 28^th, 2007, 11:22am)

Title: Golfing Montana
Post by M.R. on Nov 28^th, 2007, 11:22am

The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses.

They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.

Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf-gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.

Title: Re: Golfing Montana
Post by aubmari on Nov 30^th, 2007, 2:29pm

How completely TRUE!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Golfing Montana
Post by lorac on Dec 4^th, 2007, 8:03am

Tee Hee ;;D