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(Message started by: Grinner62 on Nov 18^th, 2007, 11:50am)

Title: The Mountain Man
Post by Grinner62 on Nov 18^th, 2007, 11:50am

A city slicker heads deep into the woods and asks a ‘Mountain Man’; “How do I become a ‘Mountain Man’?”
The ‘Mountain Man’ tells him, “well first you have to wrestle a grizzly bear, and then you have to make love to an Eskimo woman. Then you’ll be a real ‘Mountain Man’”.
The city slicker nodded and left the camp to go deeper into the woods.
That night there was screaming and growling, roaring, the sound of trees breaking and all manner of forest creatures running away from the noise.
The next morning the ‘Mountain Man’ was having his coffee and the City slicker came stumbling into the camp. His clothes were shredded, patches of skin hanging from his back, bloody and bruised but still alive.
As he poured himself a cup of coffee, the city slicker asked; “What do I have to do next? Wrestle an Eskimo woman?”

Title: Re: The Mountain Man
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Nov 18^th, 2007, 4:36pm

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Title: Re: The Mountain Man
Post by aloneuk on Nov 19^th, 2007, 2:41pm

:o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Mountain Man
Post by sandie99 on Nov 19^th, 2007, 2:55pm

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Title: Re: The Mountain Man
Post by aubmari on Nov 19^th, 2007, 5:16pm

:o [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]