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(Message started by: Yorky on Nov 16^th, 2007, 3:44pm)

Title: ding, dong
Post by Yorky on Nov 16^th, 2007, 3:44pm

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95- year-old Grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old, having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous; simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Title: Re: ding, dong
Post by aloneuk on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:15pm

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Title: Re: ding, dong
Post by phil_h on Nov 16^th, 2007, 5:52pm

Title: Re: ding, dong
Post by andrewjb on Nov 16^th, 2007, 9:29pm

;;D, [smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: ding, dong
Post by sandie99 on Nov 17^th, 2007, 11:20am

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