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(Message started by: kimmiedawn81 on Oct 25^th, 2007, 9:49pm)

Title: Man of the House
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 25^th, 2007, 9:49pm

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who"s gonna dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess!"

Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by phil_h on Oct 26^th, 2007, 7:20am

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Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by George_J on Oct 26^th, 2007, 8:43am

Another example showing why books in the self-improvement genre have no resale value.

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Best,

George

Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by MR_FLOOR on Oct 26^th, 2007, 9:13pm

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Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by Ray on Oct 27^th, 2007, 6:16pm

I read this to Shade (my wife), and she said, "that would be my first guess too". :o

Need I say more?

Ray ;;D

Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by midwestbeth on Oct 30^th, 2007, 11:23pm

Very Funny!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Beth

Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by ski2k on Oct 30^th, 2007, 11:39pm

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Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by Rosybabe on Nov 1^st, 2007, 6:39pm

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Title: Re: Man of the House
Post by sandie99 on Nov 2^nd, 2007, 3:52am

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