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(Message started by: Gator on Oct 24^th, 2007, 8:08am)

Title: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by Gator on Oct 24^th, 2007, 8:08am

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are ..

Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by Wayne on Oct 24^th, 2007, 8:13am

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Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by phil_h on Oct 24^th, 2007, 11:56am

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Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 24^th, 2007, 2:06pm

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Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by LeLimey on Oct 26^th, 2007, 6:16pm

ROTFLMAO!!!

Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by MR_FLOOR on Oct 26^th, 2007, 9:08pm

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Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by midwestbeth on Oct 30^th, 2007, 11:26pm

Out of the mouths of babes..........Funny [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Beth

Title: Re: Kids Say the darndest things
Post by sandie99 on Nov 2^nd, 2007, 3:55am

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