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(Message started by: aubmari on Oct 23^rd, 2007, 12:48pm)

Title: Colonoscopies....
Post by aubmari on Oct 23^rd, 2007, 12:48pm

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4.. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8.. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity..'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all..

13.. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here

Title: Re: Colonoscopies....
Post by LeLimey on Oct 23^rd, 2007, 2:40pm

Even these fail to make me smile about colon-flippin'-oscopies YUK!

Title: Re: Colonoscopies....
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 24^th, 2007, 2:10pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Colonoscopies....
Post by midwestbeth on Oct 30^th, 2007, 11:27pm

The last one got me [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Beth

Title: Re: Colonoscopies....
Post by sandie99 on Nov 2^nd, 2007, 3:54am

;;D ;;D ;;D