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(Message started by: Yorky on Oct 20^th, 2007, 6:33am)

Title: surgery
Post by Yorky on Oct 20^th, 2007, 6:33am

While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not ! I want a second opinion."

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry ! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!

Title: Re: surgery
Post by phil_h on Oct 20^th, 2007, 7:05am

::)

Title: Re: surgery
Post by E-Double on Oct 20^th, 2007, 7:07am

;;D

Title: Re: surgery
Post by aloneuk on Oct 20^th, 2007, 7:14am

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: surgery
Post by Wayne on Oct 22^nd, 2007, 4:04am

;;D :(

Title: Re: surgery
Post by Shedz on Oct 22^nd, 2007, 5:45am

:o :o ;;D