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(Message started by: cosmicfunkfather on Oct 11^th, 2007, 9:00pm)

Title: Who"s the woman
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 11^th, 2007, 9:00pm

A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your pants!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddam attitude changes!"

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by Jonny on Oct 11^th, 2007, 9:04pm

LMMFAO....that dude aint getting any...LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by sandie99 on Oct 12^th, 2007, 3:54am

;;D [smiley=sayyes.gif]

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by phil_h on Oct 12^th, 2007, 8:32am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by Yorky on Oct 12^th, 2007, 8:53am

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 12^th, 2007, 4:07pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by NJRik on Oct 12^th, 2007, 4:10pm

I'll never understand why women do not rule the world. They have 51% of the money and all the well (girl parts).

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by seasonalboomer on Oct 12^th, 2007, 4:45pm

on 10/12/07 at 16:10:10, NJRik wrote:

I'll never understand why women do not rule the world. They have 51% of the money and all the well (girl parts).

and what delusion are you under to think that they don't.....

:-X

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by MR_FLOOR on Oct 13^th, 2007, 4:41am

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Who"s the woman
Post by JenniferD on Oct 13^th, 2007, 11:28am

on 10/12/07 at 16:45:29, seasonalboomer wrote:

and what delusion are you under to think that they don't.....

Sounds just like something we'd expect to hear from Helen! ROFLMAO