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(Message started by: kimmiedawn81 on Oct 2^nd, 2007, 5:43pm)

Title: BBQ Grill
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Oct 2^nd, 2007, 5:43pm

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue grill!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Title: Re: BBQ Grill
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 2^nd, 2007, 7:23pm

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Title: Re: BBQ Grill
Post by MR_FLOOR on Oct 3^rd, 2007, 12:55am

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: BBQ Grill
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Oct 3^rd, 2007, 4:53pm

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Title: Re: BBQ Grill
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:37pm

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Title: Re: BBQ Grill
Post by William on Nov 23^rd, 2007, 12:11am

:o [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=hewey.gif]