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(Message started by: Yorky on Oct 1^st, 2007, 5:23pm)

Title: sshh vicar
Post by Yorky on Oct 1^st, 2007, 5:23pm

Penelope, a devote Catholic, had passed away. The priest conducted her
eulogy with heartfelt gusto.

"Penelope married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again
and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she married yet
again and this time had 5 more children. Again, her husband died.
Then alas, she finally died, he intoned.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for Penelope. He thanked
The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend. Mary, "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?"

Mary replied, "I think he means her legs."

Title: Re: sshh vicar
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 2^nd, 2007, 7:27pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: sshh vicar
Post by sandie99 on Oct 13^th, 2007, 12:42pm

;;D ;;D ;;D