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Title: a dayvorce Post by Yorky on Sep 28th, 2007, 8:53pm HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a dayvorce." __._,_.___ |
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Title: Re: a dayvorce Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 28th, 2007, 9:53pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] Very Funny Dave |
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Title: Re: a dayvorce Post by Rosybabe on Sep 28th, 2007, 11:58pm [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: a dayvorce Post by phil_h on Sep 29th, 2007, 5:35am :o [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: a dayvorce Post by sandie99 on Oct 13th, 2007, 12:52pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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