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(Message started by: Yorky on Sep 28^th, 2007, 7:30pm)

Title: stuttters
Post by Yorky on Sep 28^th, 2007, 7:30pm

subject: Stutters.

A man with a very bad stammer goes to see the doctor. Ex ex excuse me d d doctor, I have this b b bad stammer and w w was w wondering if you could help m m me?
Well take your clothes off and get into this gown, I;ll look you over.
Finally the doctor say I see what your problem is. Your penis is too long and it is pulling your abdominal muscles and they are straining your vocal cords.
W w well c c can you help me?
Sure I can, but well need to cut off about eight inches.
G g go ahead doctor . I c c can t take any more of this. D d do it.
Six months later he goes back to see the doctor.
&;I must say doc, the operation was a great success, but my sex life is terrible. I would like the operation reversed. Please put back on what you took off.
The doctor replied, y You c c can p p p piss off.

Title: Re: stuttters
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 28^th, 2007, 8:08pm

;;D ;;D ;;D

You still got it bro

Dave

Title: Re: stuttters
Post by phil_h on Sep 29^th, 2007, 5:38am

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Title: Re: stuttters
Post by Rosybabe on Oct 2^nd, 2007, 7:29pm

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Title: Re: stuttters
Post by aloneuk on Oct 9^th, 2007, 6:04am

;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: stuttters
Post by sandie99 on Oct 11^th, 2007, 5:00am

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