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(Message started by: aubmari on Sep 20^th, 2007, 3:48pm)

Title: Men's version of Maxine (Maynard)
Post by aubmari on Sep 20^th, 2007, 3:48pm

I know I am female but I just had to post it [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

how many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman
is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough
to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door,
who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food
that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a wedding cake.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning,
God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Title: Re: Men's version of Maxine (Maynard)
Post by aubmari on Sep 20^th, 2007, 4:03pm

AND WHAT DOES MAXINE SAY ABOUT THIS?.....

Wipe your mouth.... there is still a tiny bit of bullsh*t around your lips. ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Men's version of Maxine (Maynard)
Post by Wayne on Sep 20^th, 2007, 5:36pm

What do you do if your wife keeps nagging you while you're watching TV??

Shorten her chain so she can't get out of the kitchen.

Title: Re: Men's version of Maxine (Maynard)
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 21^st, 2007, 3:58pm

;;D