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(Message started by: cash5542 on Sep 19th, 2007, 9:25pm)

Title: Office Contests
Post by cash5542 on Sep 19th, 2007, 9:25pm
THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
>>
>>  The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
>>  staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
>> This is one pretty sharp boss!  When everyone gathered, the boss,
>>  who  understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out
>>  staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
>>   The theme:Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to
>>  use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that
>>  captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
>>  About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
>
>> Top
>>  10 List.
>>  With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
>>  went very well for everyone!
>>
>>   The top 10 were:
>>
>>   10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
>>
>>   9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
>>
>>   8. Viagra, Like a rock!
>>
>>  7 Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
>>
>>   6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
>>
>>   5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
>>
>>   4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
>>
>>   3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
>>
>>   2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
>>
>>   And the unanimous number one slogan:
>>
>>  1. Viagra, This is your peepee, this is your peepee on drugs.
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