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(Message started by: minnie on Sep 17^th, 2007, 10:16am)

Title: Mathematical Formula
Post by minnie on Sep 17^th, 2007, 10:16am

Subject: Mathematical Formula

Mathematical Formula

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by Wayne on Sep 17^th, 2007, 3:02pm

:D :D

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by andrewjb on Sep 17^th, 2007, 10:27pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by mynm156 on Sep 18^th, 2007, 5:54pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by rolo65 on Sep 18^th, 2007, 6:36pm

How true it is [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by Rosybabe on Sep 18^th, 2007, 7:16pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Sep 18^th, 2007, 7:39pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]true to that!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Mathematical Formula
Post by MR_FLOOR on Sep 19^th, 2007, 4:24am

Sooooo true [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Dave