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(Message started by: rolo65 on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:47pm)

Title: Life backwards
Post by rolo65 on Sep 11^th, 2007, 10:47pm

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and Then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

Title: Re: Life backwards
Post by Wayne on Sep 12^th, 2007, 2:18am

:) I like this thought process

Title: Re: Life backwards
Post by aloneuk on Sep 12^th, 2007, 4:41am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] sounds good to me ;;D

Title: Re: Life backwards
Post by Mosaicwench on Sep 12^th, 2007, 8:04am

Works for me - let me know when the reservations have been made.