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(Message started by: rolo65 on Aug 28^th, 2007, 10:25pm)

Title: The 11th Husband
Post by rolo65 on Aug 28^th, 2007, 10:25pm

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how
it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
back with me.

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was...........
God I miss him.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your’re with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by phil_h on Aug 28^th, 2007, 10:39pm

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Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 29^th, 2007, 12:47am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]How very true

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 29^th, 2007, 11:36pm

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Good one Rolland

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by Yorky on Sep 1^st, 2007, 6:16am

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by sandie99 on Sep 12^th, 2007, 11:16am

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Title: Re: The 11th Husband
Post by ski2k on Sep 13^th, 2007, 5:40am

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