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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Aug 26th, 2007, 7:12pm)
Title: AGE
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 26th, 2007, 7:12pm
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND

THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"



WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE



I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW

DENTIST; I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME



NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE

THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING

HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT THIS BALDING,

GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN

MY CLASSMATE!



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK

HIGH SCHOOL.  



"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH

ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
Title: Re: AGE
Post by andrewjb on Aug 26th, 2007, 8:10pm
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Title: Re: AGE
Post by aloneuk on Aug 27th, 2007, 6:50am
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Title: Re: AGE
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 27th, 2007, 12:43pm
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Title: Re: AGE
Post by sandie99 on Aug 28th, 2007, 10:43am
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Title: Re: AGE
Post by Yorky on Sep 1st, 2007, 6:27am
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