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(Message started by: Yorky on Aug 25th, 2007, 4:03am)

Title: learning to swear
Post by Yorky on Aug 25th, 2007, 4:03am
You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
 started swearing".
 The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
 When we go
 downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
 swear after me, ok?"
 "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
 
 The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
 wants
 for breakfast.
 "Oh, sh*it mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
 
 WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
 floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
 
 She looked at
the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what
 do  you want for breakfast, young man?"
 
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fu*cking Coco Pops."

Title: Re: learning to swear
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 25th, 2007, 4:55am
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Dave

Title: Re: learning to swear
Post by phil_h on Aug 25th, 2007, 6:03am
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Title: Re: learning to swear
Post by aloneuk on Aug 25th, 2007, 6:30am
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Title: Re: learning to swear
Post by andrewjb on Aug 25th, 2007, 7:00am
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Title: Re: learning to swear
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 27th, 2007, 12:54pm
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