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(Message started by: tedski on Aug 24^th, 2007, 7:03pm)

Title: Preacher's best Years
Post by tedski on Aug 24^th, 2007, 7:03pm

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended
a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for
their ministry.

Among the presenters were many well-known and dynamic
speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and,
gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best
years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that
wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by
saying, "And that woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he delivered the rest of
his talk, which went over quite well.

The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing
a try and use that joke in his sermon. As he approached the
pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in
his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone, he said loudly, "The greatest
years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman
that was not my wife!"

The congregation inhaled half the air in the room.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned
silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the
pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"