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(Message started by: Rosybabe on Aug 24^th, 2007, 12:25pm)

Title: The Pope
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 24^th, 2007, 12:25pm

>> >> After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo
at
>> >> JFK Airport in New York (and he doesn't travel light), the driver
>> >> notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
>> >> "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please
take
>> >> your seat so we can leave?"
>> >> "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
>> >> drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like
to
>> >> drive today."
>> >> "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose
my
>> >> job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver,
>> >> wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
>> >> "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in
it
>> >> for you, says the Pope with a smile.
>> >> Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
behind
>> >> the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after
exiting
>> >> the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105
mph
>> >> (remember he's German).
>> >> "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but
the
>> >> Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
>> >> "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans
the
>> >> driver.
>> >> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
approaches,
>> >> but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle,
and
>> >> gets on the radio.
>> >> "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
>> >> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
stopped a
>> >> limo going a hundred and five.
>> >> "So bust him," says the Chief.
>> >> "I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the
cop.
>> >> The Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason!"
>> >> "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of
>> >> persistence.
>> >> The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
>> >> Cop: "Bigger."
>> >> Chief: " The Governor?"
>> >> Cop: "Bigger."
>> >> Chief: "The President?"
>> >> Cop: "Bigger."
>> >> Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
>> >> Cop: "I think it's God!"
>> >> The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "
>> >> Cop: " No Sir."
>> >> Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"
>> >> Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!

Title: Re: The Pope
Post by phil_h on Aug 24^th, 2007, 12:37pm

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Title: Re: The Pope
Post by mynm156 on Aug 24^th, 2007, 1:03pm

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Title: Re: The Pope
Post by andrewjb on Aug 24^th, 2007, 9:33pm

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: The Pope
Post by sandie99 on Aug 26^th, 2007, 8:48am

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