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(Message started by: Yorky on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 10:36am)

Title: teliban tales
Post by Yorky on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 10:36am

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a Little
old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, Do you have
water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need
water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a
tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger
than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles,
you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your f******* brother won't let me in without a tie."

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by andrewjb on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 11:41am

[smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by aloneuk on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 1:03pm

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 7:10pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by soulroach on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 8:25pm

I like it! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 9:26pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: teliban tales
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 24^th, 2007, 10:54pm

;;D ;;D