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(Message started by: Lejla on Aug 21^st, 2007, 11:39am)

Title: Women!!!
Post by Lejla on Aug 21^st, 2007, 11:39am

FBI Job Opening:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls after a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral:

Women are evil.

Don't mess with them
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Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 21^st, 2007, 7:29pm

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Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by cosmicfunkfather on Aug 21^st, 2007, 7:49pm

good one Lejla [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by andrewjb on Aug 21^st, 2007, 9:45pm

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Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by Yorky on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 10:34am

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 9:28pm

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very good!!

Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by William on Nov 24^th, 2007, 11:17pm

I heard this with a soldier, an airman and a marine, the last lines were some idiot filled it full of blanks so I had to beat the witch to death

Moral

Muscles
are
required
intelligence
not
essential

look down the above list looking only at the first letter it is Marine abbv.

Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by sandie99 on Nov 27^th, 2007, 1:00pm

;;D Yeah, don't mess with women.

Title: Re: Women!!!
Post by midwestbeth on Nov 28^th, 2007, 12:49pm

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Beth