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(Message started by: gore2424 on Aug 20^th, 2007, 7:51pm)

Title: The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board
Post by gore2424 on Aug 20^th, 2007, 7:51pm

The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they
had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past
five years whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice
recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to
determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 41 of the 50
states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes
were, "Oh Shit!" Only the states of West Virginia, North Carolina,
South Carolina, Louisiana, Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi and
Texas were different, where 89.3% of the final words were: "Hold my
beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

Title: Re: The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 20^th, 2007, 8:27pm

:o Oh shit [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]