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(Message started by: Yorky on Aug 20^th, 2007, 12:25pm)

Title: tortoise law
Post by Yorky on Aug 20^th, 2007, 12:25pm

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic. Mick packs
the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic
site is ten miles away So, it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Roy give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Roy
"I thought you packed it" Mick gets worried,
He turns to Andy, "Did you
bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Andy didn't bring it.

So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mick and Andy
beg Roy to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the
sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise
lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees.

So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and he still
isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another 5 days and he still
isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it
any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to
eat it, Roy pops up from behind a rock and shouts,

"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT F*CKING GOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by andrewjb on Aug 20^th, 2007, 12:30pm

[smiley=laugh.gif], [smiley=laugh.gif].

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 20^th, 2007, 6:58pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by soulroach on Aug 21^st, 2007, 8:16am

funny!!

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by aloneuk on Aug 21^st, 2007, 2:15pm

;;D ;;D [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

yorky as always you have me in stiches !!

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 9:35pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 24^th, 2007, 11:01pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Very funny

Dave

Title: Re: tortoise law
Post by sandie99 on Aug 28^th, 2007, 10:45am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]