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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Aug 18^th, 2007, 10:14pm)

Title: Wedding night bliss
Post by vietvet2tours on Aug 18^th, 2007, 10:14pm

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a
virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers
naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he
whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. you
juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have
heard about from other gurls.. Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her...

"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?"

Title: Re: Wedding night bliss
Post by andrewjb on Aug 19^th, 2007, 4:51am

;;D