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(Message started by: Lejla on Aug 16^th, 2007, 3:26pm)

Title: Geography of a woman
Post by Lejla on Aug 16^th, 2007, 3:26pm

> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>
> Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
> naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
>
> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
> trade, especially for someone with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
> of her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm
> and a desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all
> conquering past.
>
> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some
> great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
>
> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now
> largely un-patrolled.
>
> After 70, she becomes Tibet, off the beaten path, with a mysterious past
> and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
> adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare
> visit there.
>
> GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

Title: Re: Geography of a woman
Post by phil_h on Aug 16^th, 2007, 4:42pm

;;D ;;D [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Geography of a woman
Post by aloneuk on Aug 16^th, 2007, 5:28pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Geography of a woman
Post by tanner on Aug 17^th, 2007, 8:59am

True ;;D ain't it great to be a man ;)

......Tim

Title: Re: Geography of a woman
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 22^nd, 2007, 9:44pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]