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(Message started by: aubmari on Aug 15^th, 2007, 11:32am)

Title: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by aubmari on Aug 15^th, 2007, 11:32am

50 dollars IS 50 dollars
>
> Morris and his wife Ethel went to the state fair every year, and
> every year Morris would say, "Ethel, I'd like to ride in that
> helicopter".
>
> Ethel always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
> fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
>
> One year Ethel and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Ethel,
> I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get
> another chance."
>
> Ethel replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars -- and fifty
> dollars is fifty dollars".
>
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.
> I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
> entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one
> word, it's fifty dollars."
>
> Morris and Ethel agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
> fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
> tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
>
> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I
> did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
> impressed!"
>
> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
> when Ethel fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars."

Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by aloneuk on Aug 15^th, 2007, 12:02pm

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Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 15^th, 2007, 7:04pm

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Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by Jonny on Aug 15^th, 2007, 7:12pm

LMAO! ;;D

Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by sandie99 on Aug 16^th, 2007, 3:22am

[smiley=laugh.gif]Whoops.... :)

Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by lorac on Aug 17^th, 2007, 12:48pm

too funny! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
Post by Rosybabe on Aug 27^th, 2007, 1:00pm

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