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(Message started by: Yorky on Aug 11^th, 2007, 6:48am)

Title: keep in shape
Post by Yorky on Aug 11^th, 2007, 6:48am

One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up
to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your
secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth
of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any
exercise at all."

Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l62/yorky_2006/oldwomansmoking.jpg

Title: Re: keep in shape
Post by aloneuk on Aug 12^th, 2007, 8:29am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: keep in shape
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 12^th, 2007, 9:59am

Not aging well are we ;;D ;;D

Dave

Title: Re: keep in shape
Post by soulroach on Aug 13^th, 2007, 1:58am

;;Dfunny stuff!! [smiley=laugh.gif]