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(Message started by: Redd on Aug 6th, 2007, 7:38pm)
Title: Manners
Post by Redd on Aug 6th, 2007, 7:38pm

> The Polite way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes,
> a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying,
> "That would be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
> Sherman said, "I am sorry,
> but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once
> and show us your good manners?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands
> with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted...
Title: Re: Manners
Post by MR_FLOOR on Aug 6th, 2007, 7:42pm
;;D
Title: Re: Manners
Post by sandie99 on Aug 7th, 2007, 3:02am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Manners
Post by andrewjb on Aug 19th, 2007, 2:54pm
[smiley=laugh.gif].  ;;D.
Title: Re: Manners
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 19th, 2007, 6:55pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Manners
Post by Yorky on Aug 20th, 2007, 12:15pm
;;D
Title: Re: Manners
Post by andrewjb on Aug 23rd, 2007, 10:41pm
[smiley=laugh.gif],  [smiley=crackup.gif].
Title: Re: Manners
Post by mynm156 on Aug 24th, 2007, 1:04pm
YES!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Manners
Post by andrewjb on Nov 25th, 2007, 6:10pm

on 08/06/07 at 19:38:11, Redd wrote:
> The Polite way to Pee
>
> During one of her daily classes,
> a teacher trying to teach good manners,
> asked her students the following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying,
> "That would be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
> Sherman said, "I am sorry,
> but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once
> and show us your good manners?"
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands
> with a very dear friend of mine,
> whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted...

;;D,  [smiley=laugh.gif]


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