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(Message started by: Yorky on Jul 28^th, 2007, 6:44am)

Title: life after .....
Post by Yorky on Jul 28^th, 2007, 6:44am

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word he made contact,

"Mary. Mary."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.

I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much all afternoon.

After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by barry_sword on Jul 28^th, 2007, 6:53am

Thanks, Yorky. I needed a laugh this morning more than you know.

Barry

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 28^th, 2007, 9:00am

Not your best work but still good. ;;D

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by michael on Jul 28^th, 2007, 9:01am

;;D ;;D ;;D
Brilliant!

Mike

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by aloneuk on Jul 28^th, 2007, 11:52am

yorky
you always have me in stiches [smiley=laugh.gif]
really needed the laugh today !

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 31^st, 2007, 6:45pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] funny funny! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: life after .....
Post by sandie99 on Aug 3^rd, 2007, 2:14pm

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