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(Message started by: Yorky on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:02pm)

Title: SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH
Post by Yorky on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:02pm

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark , so the paramedic asked Katie, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy , so he could see while he
delivered the baby.

Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, tommy was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

tommy began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place .....smack him again!"

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH
Post by Turts on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 4:06pm

;;D ;;D
nice

Title: Re: SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH
Post by MR_FLOOR on Jul 23^rd, 2007, 11:11pm

Another good one bud ;;D

Title: Re: SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH
Post by Rosybabe on Jul 26^th, 2007, 8:28pm

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